Lixiyue (Melanie) Yan

Pluto Therapy

The escaping Moon is spotted last week at a very far place from the centre of our system: Pluto’s clinic. After being excluded from the major planets, Pluto, often viewed as a loser with an existential crisis, now opens a clinic offering counseling services and other mental recovery therapy.“I have nothing to say about my patient. I’m sorry.”Pluto refused our interview, but our journalist discovered there was a puzzle on the clinic’s floor. Perhaps it was related to the escaping Moon…(Solar News special report. Feb. 2021)