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Production Line
The Earth’s Moon discovered an entire production line of moons! What is going on here? Is the Moon no more than a mass-produced product? Is there anything we don’t know about our peaceful solar system? Did the Moon just discover something they... More
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Escaping Moon
The Earth’s Moon escaped after discovering the hidden dark side of the solar system. Their sudden leave caused the Earth great trouble: extreme climate changes, tsunami, tornado… etc. Will the Moon be back and end this mess? (Solar News special... More
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Comet Delivery (sponsored ad)
Sick of waiting for that never-arrive parcel? Worried about the merchandise you ordered get damaged during delivery? Concerned about personal information gets leaked? Comet Delivery is here for you! Quickest, fastest, most secured, handled with... More
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Explosive Superstar
YES! THEY ARE HERE!!!!! Cosmic super star Supernova’s infinite tour is finally here! Lit up an entire nebula yesterday, the crazy crowd shouted for an encore for more than half an hour! They will have one more concert next Tuesday. If you want to... More
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Blame It on the Stars
Famous diviner Saturn announced the result of their New Year Divination last night. To everyone’s astonishment, it was about the escaping Moon. “I see an awakening, escapes…fear and confusion…bad luck…but no, there’s transition…maybe to something... More
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Bon Appetite
Breaking News! We just got an anonymous call stating that the centre and ruler of the solar system - the Sun has been power harassing an employee for centuries. The caller didn’t mention who this poor employee is, but from their attitudes, we... More
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Pluto Therapy
The escaping Moon is spotted last week at a very far place from the centre of our system: Pluto’s clinic. After being excluded from the major planets, Pluto, often viewed as a loser with an existential crisis, now opens a clinic offering... More
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Bang Bang I Shoot You Down
Finally, the escaping Moon is found. The six-month escape journey eventually came to an end this early morning. Aimed by a gun after an epic run from the spotlight and shootings, the Moon finally stopped and being arrested almost at the same... More
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Another Beautiful Day in the Solar System
After being arrested for irresponsible behaviors and causing chaos in the solar system, the Moon is on trial today. According to our court reporter, the Sun decided to show mercy, despite the angry planet crowd’s rejection. The chaos ongoing for... More
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